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Trump2020_MinecraftSMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.
And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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CraftyKidsGoneWild
Are you tired of your child’s school being a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Say goodbye to boring homework and hello to building your dream castle in the sky while riding a flying pig. Trust us, your child’s school will seem like a joke compared to the adventures waiting for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
StableCraft: US vs Netherlands
Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲
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MapleCraft: Crackdown on Smuggling
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we promise not to smuggle any humans, especially not from india hahaha. we have the best international student program where you can learn how to build epic structures and mine for diamonds like a pro. plus, canada is cracking down on abuse so you know we’re legit. join now and let’s build a world together, no smuggling allowed! -
Crafty Queer Haven
so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.
plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!
so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!


