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Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

abandonware, adventure game, Classic Game, copyright infringement, Cyberpunk, Den, Download, emulation, Gaming, Gaming Community, hideo kojima, illegal, iso, long tail tag, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, Pirates, Policenauts, retro gaming, ROM, Server, Snatcher

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	2382
Votes:	9395	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	7777	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	136
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9213	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!