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ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Votes:	2003
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4170	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7724

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	8642
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1319
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

advance marche, Everything.., FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy advance, final fantasy fantasy, final fantasy marche, final fantasy rpg, final fantasy strategy, final fantasy tactical, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, lol, marche, marche was right, pixelated, right, RPG, strategy, tactical, Tactics, tactics advance, video game

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2711	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	436	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!