BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyPoliceMC Server

arrest, arrested, BlockyPoliceMC, crime, criminal activity, defense industry, Gothenburg, Gun Violence, international news, investigation, Israeli defense contractor, law and order, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, shooting incident, SUSPECT, Sweden, violence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

TelAvivTowerTakedown Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist, foiled plot, intelligence, investigation, Isis, ISIS-inspired., law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Police, Prevention, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTowerTakedown, Terrorism, terrorist attack, threat, Towers

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	339794	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

SerialKillerWoman Minecraft Server

arrest, Canada, Charged, crime, criminal, Evidence, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, Murders, Police, prosecution, serial killer, SerialKillerWoman, Server, SUSPECT, trial, Victims, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3445	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	2355	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness? well, u found the right place, my dude. this server is so lit, even a serial killer would wanna join.

imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.

join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, background check, cancer journey, dorm, freedom, Friends, grown adult, Job, Minecraft, miracle baby, moving out, NICU, Police, psych hospital, remote work, roommates, rules, saving money, Server, State, studio apartment, surgeries, Therapy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP

#35, action, Adventure, Chojo, crime fighting, detective, dumping, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, manga dump, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, new chapter, Police, POLICEMAN, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic powers, smp, Super, Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, Supernatural

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. And instead of being mad, we all just grabbed some forks and had a delicious feast! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

civil liberties, court ruling, CraftyCops, Crime Prevention, Criminal Investigations, data access, Data Protection, digital evidence, EU, judicial decision, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Legal System, Minecraft, minor crimes, mobile phone data, Police, privacy rights, rules, Server, Surveillance, technology advancements, top court

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	201

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	303929
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

20s, 20sMistakeMinecraftSMP, biggest mistake, building resilience, career choices, financial decisions, finding purpose, learning from failures, life lessons, mental health, Navigating Challenges, peer pressure, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self-care, Setting goals, societal expectations, Taking Risks, Time management, young adulthood

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	252	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1505	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

UkrainianShellCrafters

arms industry, artillery development, artillery equipment, artillery production, artillery shells, artillery systems, Defense, defense manufacturing, howitzers, Manufacturing, Military, military capabilities, military technology, production, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian defense industry, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons, UkrainianShellCrafters, weapons

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4998
Crops Grown:	1877	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

213.239.198.168:33956

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

admins, Adventure, Air, Builds, Community, Contests, Discord, discord invite, Earth, Edition, ender dragon, Events, Fire, hangover, In-game Events, Ip:, minecraft server, PvE, PvP, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Single player sleep, Subscribers, Vanilla, Water

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Divine Spears Created:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3312	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, defense industry, defense news, defense system, defense technology, Explodes, explosion, Incident, investigation, military accident, military equipment, military technology, Minecraft, missile malfunction, missile testing, osint, PHOTO, russia, Sarmat missile, security breach, Server, test, weapons development.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2873	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

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