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Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Community, crime, David Dorn, death, Dorns, HANG IN THERE OG, injustice, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, OVA SOME TEEVEES CUH, Party, Police, protest, screaming, Server, social media, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

arrest, Capitol attack, Capitol breach, Censorship, conspiracy theories, democrats, extremism, FBI informant, FBI psyop, free speech, Fuentes, Jan. 6, Minecraft, Misinformation, Nick, Nick Fuentes, online harassment, Patrol, Police, smp, social media, Spam, spam threads, tucker carlson, video evidence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2878	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

AlcMC

Adventure, alcohol, bedrock edition, CONTENT, Contraband, Cross-Play, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Farming, Guns, Ip:, java edition, law enforcement, multiplayer, Police, PORT, PvP, Roleplay, SMUGGLING, Trading

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	192
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to AlcMC! Dive into a thrilling cross-play Factions experience where you choose your path. Will you become a notorious smuggler, crafting and selling contraband alcohol while evading the authorities? Or will you uphold the law as a police officer, hunting down smugglers and keeping the streets safe? Maybe the quiet life of a simple farmer is more your speed.

AlcMC adds a wealth of content—Alcohol, Guns, Enhanced Farming, and much more—all without requiring any mods. Whether you prefer to explore, trade, or engage in intense PvP, AlcMC has something for everyone. Why not start your adventure today?

Java Edition IP/Port: alc-mc.com Port: 25565

Bedrock Edition IP/Port: alc-mc.com Port: 19132

Join us now and shape your story!

alc-mc.com

Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

ADMIN, amygdala, BROKEN, certificates, comfort zone, Countries, Domain, Global, global domain administrator, hackers, high and mighty, Judging, lunchroom, Minecraft, Mr. white knight, Nerd, Police, School, Server, Table, Talking, white knight admin

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

gtamc.fun

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

CreeperZapCraft

antisemitism, Canada, Community, CreeperZapCraft, education, fear, gunfire, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewish, parents, Police, Protection, Safety, School, second time, SECURITY, Staff, Students, Vandalism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	134
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ores Mined:	3237	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Votes:	4758
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6318	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	103
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	4266
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Votes:	1242	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’