Looking for a Minecraft server where you can kick out rude guests just like a boss? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any ugly, fat pieces of shit throwing snacks on the ground and insulting your physical appearance. Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner hotel manager and show those unruly players who’s boss. No king rooms here, only Queen rooms for the drama queens. Come join the fun and kick some virtual butt!
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ReserveCraft Minecraft Server
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BeachBlockMassacre
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!
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PixelOlympics
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find urself in a world where the olympics are run by a bunch of minecraft characters. like, the creeper is the referee and the enderman is the coach. it’s totally wacky and wild, but so much fun!u gotta join this server because where else can u see steve and alex competing in a 100-meter sprint while dodging arrows from skeletons? it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!
and get this, if u win a gold medal in a competition, u get a special diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. how cool is that?! plus, if u lose, u have to do a dance-off with a zombie. it’s hilarious!
so, come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the olympics are a total blast and anything can happen. just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage ur chances of winning gold!
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KidzCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!
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KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang
hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble
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PixelRevoltMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than protesters vs police in Venezuela over some dumb election result. u think those guys are wild? wait till u see our players fighting over who gets the last piece of virtual cake in our pixelated world. u gotta be quick or u might get banned for not sharing ur diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade u emeralds for dirt blocks. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wacky adventure. join now before the llamas take over the server completely!
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NoFriendLeftCrafted
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as helping an old lady in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning your life choices just like the poor soul who tried to help an old man on the street.Join us for the most thrilling adventures, where the unexpected is just around the corner. Just like how a simple act of kindness turned into a legal nightmare for one unsuspecting traveler.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how this poor friend spent the rest of her trip holed up in a room after being scammed by an old man. But hey, at least she got free breakfast and dinner, right?
So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, you never know what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. Just remember, we’re responsible for your entertainment, not your stupidity. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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ClusterCraft: DoubleTap Kharkiv!
LOL come join our server where we have russian cluster munitions and double-tap strikes in Kharkiv! it’s like a party but with explosions! who needs fireworks when you have cluster bombs, amirite? Join now for a blastin’ good time! #minecraft #explosions #russianroulette
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NoiseComplaintsRUs
Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a cacophony of screams that will keep you on your toes all day long. Our special feature includes a kid locked outside all day, screaming at the top of his lungs while wearing noise cancelling headphones. It’s like a concert you never asked for!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re right there in the neighborhood, trying to sleep while this kid screams his heart out. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the parents who are mysteriously never outside with their screaming child. It’s a real mystery that will keep you coming back for more.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of constant noise and questionable parenting choices. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and confusion? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
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CraftyCops Minecraft Server
🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!
🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!
👮♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?
🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.
🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!
Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉