so like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, it’s so lit, it’s like the police shooting of Jacob Blake but in minecraft form, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and wild adventures that will make you question reality, man.
join us and you’ll be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. we got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a pig in a bacon factory.
come on, don’t be a potato, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just like how Black Chicago residents regret trustin’ the police, ya feel me?
