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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9817 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5289 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU. FIRST OF ALL, OUR SPAWN POINT IS LITERALLY A GIANT DIAMOND CASTLE WITH A MOAT FILLED WITH LAVA. IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANNA JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS IN DISGUISE? YEAH, THEY CAN LITERALLY TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A CHICKEN LEG WITH JUST A WAVE OF THEIR WAND. IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
OH, AND ANOTHER THING. OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HE’LL HELP YOU RAID OTHER PLAYERS’ BASES AND STEAL ALL THEIR DIAMONDS. IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HEIST MOVIE, BUT IN REAL LIFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS YOU’RE A ZOMBIE. ZOMBIES HATE OUR SERVER FOR SOME REASON. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ZOMBIES, AM I RIGHT? JOIN NOW!
