But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – we’ve got a team of ninja moderators who will swoop in and ban them faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs boring old poles when you can have a blast with us?
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the mines of Moria look like a sandbox.
But that’s not all! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, dysfunctional family. We have weekly events like pig racing and sheep shearing competitions, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most even league in Europe for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, magic, and laughter. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you on our server?
Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.
Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!
But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!
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| Who are we? | We’re a group of friends from all over the world, primarily Europe, North America & Australia. We run Thugcraft as a group with a flat management structure. |
| Why did we start Thugcraft? | We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season. |
| Who are we looking for? | Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20. |
| Community | Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication. |
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Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.
Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.
Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.
Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of being accused of having an affair with your best friend, all because of a harmless joke! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even some love triangles. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and see if you can navigate through the chaos of relationships and engagements in the world of blocks and pixels!
Imagine a world where you can put your name down and not have to worry about others showing up late. No more waiting in your truck while your friends take their sweet time getting to the restaurant. On our server, everyone is on time and ready to play!
Don’t be the only one responsible for waiting, join our server and let everyone experience the joy of waiting for once. You won’t be called an asshole for making others wait, you’ll be praised for being fair and making sure everyone gets a taste of their own medicine.
So, if you’re tired of always being the one who has to wait, join our server and never deal with latecomers again. It’s time to take a stand against those who purposefully arrive late and avoid their responsibilities. Join now and experience the satisfaction of making others wait for a change!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? We encourage it!
But the best part? When the Minecraft police come knocking on your door, just give them the worst response ever – “I’m not under arrest, I’m just under the influence of too much diamond ore!” Trust us, they’ll never know what hit them.
So come join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in all of Minecraft history!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. You can even challenge the Wither to a dance-off and if you win, you get a magical unicorn mount. Plus, our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited cookies and potions that make you invincible.
So why waste time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.