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NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	103
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	973147	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ores Mined:	9870

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	628	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6501	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Towns Built:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	5873
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!