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GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8742
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, here, Minecraft, now sit, now sit here, now sit it, now sit it here, now.., Server, Sit, sit here, sit it, sit it here

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Votes:	7970
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	217
Runes Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3634
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.