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Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Star Shards Collected:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	2731
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	5512
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Anger Management Craft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	228	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	155
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.