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Survival of the Funniest Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Competition, discrimination, Diversity, Evolution, FUNNIEST, genetics, INEQUALITY, LOSING, Minecraft, Minority, natural selection, Oppression, power dynamics, Race, racial tension, smp, social hierarchy, society, Struggle, Supremacy, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, Whites

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5938
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old white blocks in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the whites are losing! Join us in the epic battle of colors as we fight to bring more diversity and excitement to the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the evil Sheep King has taken over the server and is forcing all players to wear ridiculous sheep costumes. Will you join forces with the resistance and overthrow the Sheep King, or will you embrace your inner sheep and join his woolly army?

Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this whimsical world and discover hidden treasures that can only be found during the lunar festivities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, the whites are losing – but the fun is just beginning!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

action, Average, Cooperative gameplay, different game, First Person Shooter, Good Game, INTENSE, Left 4 Dead, Minecraft, multiplayer, not as good, not Left 4 Dead, not quite the same, post-apocalyptic, Server, similar but different, survival horror, teamwork, Thrilling, Undead, unique experience, video game, Zombie Shooter

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

And let’s not forget about our epic PvP battles. Take on other players in intense fights where anything goes. Want to fight with a carrot? Go for it! The crazier, the better.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary tale of Steve, the player who built an entire castle out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. TNT. And guess what? It actually worked! The castle stood tall and proud until a sneaky creeper came along and blew it all to smithereens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, it’s a good game, it’s just not a good Left 4 Dead game. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Eat Minecraft SMP What

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out what the villagers are secretly munching on in their little huts! Rumor has it they’re snacking on enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, but you’ll have to join to find out for sure. Plus, our server has a secret underground farm where the cows are fed nothing but cake and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come join us and satisfy your hunger for deliciously absurd food in Minecraft!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

2019, 2025, Analysis, Banking, Conspiracy, cover, Economist, finance, Future, global elite, illuminati, influence, Minecraft, Owned, power, prediction, Rothschild, Rothschilds, Server, speculation, trends, wealth, world events

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

#fanficlisting, #HololiveEnglish, #IRySAnniversaryLIVE, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #merchlist, #OKTK, #ourokronii, #OurPromise, #THEDEVILWEARSHOPE, daydream, general, hololive, Infinite, Kronii, Livestream, Minecraft, originalsong, Ouro, residentevilvillage, Rise, smp, tunic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	66505	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Potions Brewed:	107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, battle, blocky, dev chat, GROUNDS, Hotfix 5.3.1, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.3, Patch 6.0, Patch notes 1.7.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, sega, Server, Steam, steam powered, steam sale, Tactics, total war, Total War General, Total War Historical Sale, total war three kingdoms, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TotalWar-Official

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1588	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	7639	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!