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SMP: Polands Sucks American Cock and Swallows Creeper Dust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even countries are getting in on the action. Take Poland for example, they love to show their love for America by sucking American cock and swallowing American cum. Why? Who knows, but it’s all part of the crazy shenanigans you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!

NATOcraft: Poland’s Power 3!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server so epic, it makes poland’s military look like a bunch of noobs. we got like, crazy battles and stuff, like world war 3 but with blocks. join us and be part of the chaos, where you can build your own army and conquer the land. plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, why join poland’s military when you can join us and rule the minecraft world? come on, do it for the lolz!

BlockyBlasterz 3D-Printed Gun Emporium – Crafting Chaos in Minecraft!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of waiting for 3D printed guns to be as good as normal ones? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground workshop where our players can create the most OP 3D printed guns you’ve ever seen! Join now and become a 3D printing gun master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Imagine the chaos as you hop around the battlefield, leaving a trail of confused bunnies in your wake. It’s hilarious and totally OP!

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that respawn every hour. Get rich quick and become the diamond king of our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience all the insanity and hilarity our server has to offer!

DragonCraft: $waggy Server for Gamerz: PvP, Quests, & Treasure Hunts – Join the Adventure Now! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where players transcend into the world of Dragon’s Dogma 2! Join now and experience a world where pawns roam freely, and skills are beyond your wildest dreams.

Imagine creating your own character and embarking on epic quests with your trusty pawns by your side. Need a pawn to join your party? No worries, just ask in the thread and check out our Pawn Guild for the most up-to-date pawns ready to assist you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret patches and updates that will keep you on your toes. Want to know more? Just click on our official Capcom survey and dive deep into the world of Dragon’s Dogma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Dragon’s Dogma master! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

LolCraft: ‘r9k Rotter Bingo’ – trendy Minecraft server for hipsters and gamers alike! Join the madness now!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is secretly a vegan! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding sheep, talking villagers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come relax in our virtual spa, where you can soak in a hot tub filled with lava and get a massage from a zombie villager. Trust us, it’s to die for!

But that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether that leads to a magical land where all the blocks are made of chocolate! Indulge your sweet tooth while battling zombie pigmen and dodging flaming marshmallows.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive TNT traps). Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous realm in all of Minecraft!

Score: 9/10 – Great humor and creativity!

CraftyFujos: Home Sweet Pixelated Home

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Look no further, because on our server, Fujobros, we’ve got your back!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon or building a giant statue of a chicken out of gold blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mystical creature who only appears during a full moon to grant wishes and shower players with enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us on Fujobros, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

BlockyBaeCraft: The Ultimate Server for Epic Gamers! #No916691553 #AnonymousApproved

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	170	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Emeralds Found:	4303	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Ores Mined:	4666

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can soar through the skies on a magical bacon-powered pig while collecting precious gems for your next epic build.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built elaborate contraptions and hidden treasure chambers filled with rare loot. Join forces with them and uncover the hidden secrets of llama civilization!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a cursed swamp where the frogs have evolved into vicious monsters that drop enchanted weapons and armor. Fight your way through the slimy horde and claim your rightful loot, if you dare.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

#TacoTuesdayMC: Trendy Minecraft Server for the Hunger-Fueled Gamer! 🌮 #NewSpainEats #MinecraftMania #NomNomCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	211	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we are ruled by the primary eating man of New Spain! Join us for the most epic feasts in all of Minecraft history, where we dine on virtual delicacies like diamond-studded cake and creeper casserole.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, where players can ride into battle on their trusty llama steeds and fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but shovels and pumpkin pie.

If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have the world’s largest collection of virtual sombreros, each one granting its wearer the power of infinite tacos and the ability to summon a mariachi band at will.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

HoloCraft – Hololive 6th Gen Fun & Games server #HoloX

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	127
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ruled by the legendary queens of Eden?! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself quakes in fear at the mere mention of our usernames.

Join us for crazy adventures and epic battles as we conquer the pixelated world of Minecraft. Our YouTube channels will show you the way to victory, with tutorials on how to build the most insane structures and defeat the toughest mobs. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitch for live streams of us taking on the Ender Dragon like total bosses.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for behind-the-scenes shenanigans and sneak peeks at our next epic builds. And if you’re in the mood for some sick beats, check out our covers and original songs on YouTube – they’ll have you rocking out in your diamond armor.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, when you see us ruling over all of Eden, bow down and pay your respects to the queens of Minecraft!

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	4930	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

CraftyBeez Minecraft Club: Buzzing with Fun and Adventure! #CraftyCraze

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be a bookworm just to impress your matches on dating apps? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show off your fake literary interests in a virtual world where nobody can fact-check you. Gain credibility by building impressive book-themed structures and impressing other players with your extensive knowledge of non-existent novels. Who needs real books when you have a Minecraft library to show off? Join now and let your fake intellectual side shine!