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Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters
Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions! -
BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up
BoberMC
Overview
Feature Description Bober Battles - Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
- Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
- Collect resources, survive and fight other players
- The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
Events - Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
- On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize
This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.
Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm
The server IP is: bobermc.pl
We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.
FAQ
Question Answer Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero. Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details. Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers. Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators. -
Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast! -
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).
But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
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come join our epic minecraft server where we build borders stronger than Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Poland combined! we need YOU to help us protect our land from creepers and zombies trying to invade.we promise endless fun and adventure as you defend our borders with your mad building skills. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure waiting for you to discover.
join now and be part of the most epic border patrol team in minecraft history! who needs EU funds when you have us?!
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Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss! -
Polish Threads Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.
But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.
So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!