/pol/ tard Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

Passover Party Palace: Where Explosive Fun Meets Minecraft Madness

/pol/ tard, Adolf Hitler, annotated diagrams, anti-Semitic, explosive, Far Right Sigmas, Fun, Heinrich Himmler, Jewish people, Joseph Goebbels, madness, Mason Reynolds, meets, Mein Kampf, Minecraft, nazi, Nazi heroes, neo nazi, Palace, Party, passover, propaganda channel, racist, synagogue, terrorist materials, under threat., Violent anti-semite, white children, white supremacist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mason Reynolds’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to explore hidden tunnels filled with annotated diagrams of secret synagogues (just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior). Our community is so diverse, we even have players who believe in building swastika-shaped houses! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join a server that promotes violent anti-Semitism, racism, and white supremacism? Don’t miss out on the chance to glorify Nazi heroes while securing the existence of our people and a future for white children in the virtual world. Join now and become a neo-Nazi of the future! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take any of this seriously. We’re just here to have a laugh and play some Minecraft!)

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Bearpost, don’t mean to bearpost, dont, long tail, Minecraft, smp, yeah

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	756
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

NightLightCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Elderly Survival Quest

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Farms Harvested:	782	Players Killed by Monsters:	4604
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1846

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

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Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

Adults, Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Edition, Extras, Farms, fear, Griefers, more mob heads, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tread, Updates

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	1

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

Admiration, attraction, beauty, characteristics, distinctive, facial features, facial structure, feminine, Girls, Long, long nose, love, Minecraft, nose bridge, nose length, nose shape, nose tip, noses, physical appearance, Pointy, pointy nose, Preference, Server, STRIKING, Unique Features

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Anonymous F, Book, crime, detective, Fiction, gripping narrative, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 204571189, novel, page-turner, plot twist, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling read

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

cousin drama, CousinClash, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family ties, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!