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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Votes: | 7697 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?
Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!
So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!
