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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 943 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2962 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
