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Crafty Strategy Minecraft Server

Country Simulation, Crafty, Empire, EU5, game discussion, Game Downloads, Game Mods, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, games, Gaming Community, general, grand strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online forums, Random Country Picker, Server, strategy, strategy games, strategy tips, Vic 3

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Votes:	7564
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9564

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real empire building action is at! Join us for a wild ride where you can conquer lands, build epic structures, and maybe even find hidden treasures (or just diamonds, we’re not that fancy).

Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)

> New Anti-Spam Features Get Applied To Minecraft SMP

Anti-Spam, Antispam, Applied, Communication, community management, die instantly, digital platforms, discussion, Features, forum software, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interactions, Ratings, smp, Spam prevention, Threads, two people, user engagement, user experience

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the anti-spam features are so intense that even the ratings threads have gone extinct! It’s like a ghost town in there, but with more creepers and less spooky ghosts. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in our crazy Minecraft world!

Nacho Cheese Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, Cheese, digestive issues, discomfort, food coma, food regret, gluttony, indigestion, Junk Food, late-night snack, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nacho, nachos, Nausea, overeating, overindulgence, regret, Server, stomachache, unhealthy eating, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	3269	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	7513	Votes:	1439

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’ve eaten too many nachos and cheese? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find a hidden treasure chest full of… you guessed it, nachos and cheese! But be careful, if you eat too much, you might end up like our friend who’s about to toss his cookies all over his bed. So come join us for a server experience that’s cheesier than a nacho-filled dream!

World Cups Before 1980 Shouldn’t Count Minecraft SMP

Analysis, before 1980, competitive, controversy, Count, criteria, criteria for counting., Cups, cutoff year, debate, discussion, historical, lower level of play, Minecraft, olympics, opinion, Relevance, shouldnt, Significance, smp, sp, sports, validity, world, world cups

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2748	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic Olympics ever! We only count Olympics after the year 3000, because that’s when players started using diamond swords instead of wooden ones. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the intense PvP battles and parkour challenges in our futuristic Olympic games. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a special appearance as the torchbearer. Don’t be a noob, join now!

Office Vibes Minecraft Server

American version, British version, comedy, cultural adaptation, diverse adaptations, Entertainment, fan favorite, global phenomenon, humor, international versions, Minecraft, mockumentary, office, popular tv show, regional humor, Saudi Arabia, Server, Sitcom, television industry, Television series, the office, tv show, VIBES, workplace comedy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a Saudi Arabian remake of The Office? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more laughs and chaos than Michael Scott on a caffeine high.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!

DIP BUYER Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, buy low sell high, buy the dip, Buyer, Dip, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, market analysis, market corrections, market cycles, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Star Shards Collected:	296	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground trading post where you can “buy the dip” and trade your diamonds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!

Magicka server Minecraft

Explore, Friends, Magic, Magicka, Magistica, Minecraft, Server, Shaders, sorcery, world

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!

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Hate Her Minecraft Server

abhor, animosity, antipathy, aversion, Conflict, Contempt, despise, detest, disagreement, disdain, dislike, enmity, feud, grudge, hate, hostility, loathe, Minecraft, Repulsion, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6071	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the epic battle between a llama and a chicken for the title of server king. Watch as players ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but pumpkin helmets. Explore our custom-built world where every tree is secretly a disguised creeper waiting to explode. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato! So why does she hate her it so much bro? Because she hasn’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for herself!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7625	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

Woke Minecraft Server

Backlash, bad woke, consumerism, controversy, criticism, culture war, Diversity, Ethics, Fail, Gaming, good woke, inclusion, Industry, Minecraft, Political Correctness, representation, Server, slop games, social justice, Succeed, trends, Woke

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	137
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!