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EeveeEmpire

Aesthetically Pleasing, Auto Legendary Spawning System, Battletower, Beautiful EV, Blissey Training Area, Catch Combos, Chat Tags, Economy, Eevee Empire, FLAN Claiming System, Global Tasks, MissingMons, MysticMons, Pasture Breeding System, Pixelmon, Player Chest Shops, Player Gyms, PokeSell, PvE, Ranked ELO System, Stats Dex Ranks, Survival, TMs System, Trivia GTS, Weekly kits, Wondertrade

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Eevee Empire

Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

play.eeveeempire.com

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	726

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9105	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Players Killed by Monsters:	9392
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	93714	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!

GrandparentGala Minecraft Server

acceptance, bridezilla, childhood memories, Connection, court battle, emotions, family drama, Father, GrandparentGala, Grandparents, Honoring, maternal grandparents, Minecraft, Mother, parents table, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepmom, stepmother, Therapy, Traditional, Wedding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mines Excavated:	2230
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!

Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA

birthday celebration, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, half siblings, MomBdayDitchHalfSibsAITA, parental relationships, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7807	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as my family? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your life choices. Just like my mom’s best friend, we’ll be there to support you through all the ups and downs of virtual sibling drama. Who needs real siblings when you can have a whole virtual family to argue with? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!