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CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	New Chunks Explored:	683296
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9134	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6067
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	198	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	2246
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5497	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9047
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	316918	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Farms Harvested:	698
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	281	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.