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Towny

Adventures, BUILD, collaborate, Community, dream town, Explore, Fly, immersive world, minecraft server, new players, seasoned players, Survival, Towny, welcoming environment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Towny Survival! Join our friendly community where everyone has the ability to fly and explore a vast, immersive world. Build your dream town, collaborate with others, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, our server offers a welcoming environment for all.

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Not Left Behind Minecraft Server

Adventure, Allies, Bravery, courage, determination, Escape, friendship, Hero’s Journey, Heroes, left, left behind, loyalty, Minecraft, perseverance, Protagonist, rescued, SAVED, Server, Sidekick, Survival, teamwork, triumph, Victory

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of being the sidekick in every adventure? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally be the hero! Join us and become the ultimate legend in a world where even the chickens have epic quests.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a creeper challenge Chuck Norris to a TNT throwing contest and let’s just say, the creeper is still picking up the pieces.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of golden apples leading you to the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show the world that you are the true hero who didn’t get left behind!

LeakyBlackMythReviewsMC-SMP

25 hours long, 50 transformations, 8.5/10, Boring, Cinematics, devil may cry, English Dub, Game, goty, graphics, Leaks.., LeakyBlackMythReviewsMCSMP, main story, Real Black Myth Reviews, serviceable, Skill Tree, Small, souls fans, stutters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the main story is a whopping 25 hours long – that’s longer than it takes for a creeper to explode in your face!

But wait, there’s more! We have over 50 transformations that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. And if you think the game gets boring without these transformations, just wait until you see our small skill tree – it’s so small, it makes a baby chicken look like a giant!

Our game may stutter a bit, but that just adds to the challenge – it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode! And don’t even get me started on our cinematics – they’re so good, you’ll be scratching your head trying to follow along like a confused villager.

And if you’re a souls fan, you’ll find our game a walk in the park – literally, because we have a beautiful park in our server that you can stroll through while admiring the stunning graphics. One reviewer even said our game plays more like Devil May Cry, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a game that’s good enough to run for Game of the Year – one reviewer even gave it an 8.5/10, which is higher than the number of diamonds you’ll find in a mineshaft!

MIL Cleanup Crew Minecraft Server

assisted living, Boundaries, caregiving, children, cleanliness, Cleanup, CREW, Decision making, family, family dynamics, health, hygiene, mental health, MIL, Minecraft, obesity, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Votes:	1277
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wiping someone’s ass for them? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while dodging poop-filled obstacles just like in the story above. Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning reality as you battle mobs and clean up after them (hopefully not in the same way as the MIL in the story).

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can compete in poop-cleaning challenges and earn exclusive rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as crazy as wiping someone’s ass at a family reunion, join us now! Just don’t forget to bring your own toilet paper.

BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	581553
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Potions Brewed:	108	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ores Mined:	9391	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2161	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.