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Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Potions Brewed:	54
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

amogus, Conquer, construction, Emotecraft, Gaming, Hardware, Latest Versions, Minecraft, multi-threading, Plasmovoice, Players, Protection, Server, Skills, Take Over, zxccraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

mc.zxccraft.ru

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Excellency, Italian, italian art, Italian beauty, italian craftsmanship, italian creativity, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, italian design, italian excellence, Italian fashion, italian flair, Italian heritage, Italian history, italian innovation, italian luxury, italian passion, Italian pride, Italian style, italian tradition, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

boy bands, girl groups, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop albums, kpop artists, Kpop Concerts, kpop culture, kpop entertainment, kpop fandom, kpop fans, kpop groups, kpop idols, kpop industry, kpop merchandise, kpop news, kpop songs, kpop trends, Minecart, Minecraft, Music, secret, smp, society

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	3827
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	822
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

Adventure, bones, Character, costume, creepy, eerie, FANTASY, gameplay, Halloween, Horror, Minecraft, Monster, October, role playing, role playing games, Scary, Server, skeleton, Skelly, spooky, Trick or Treat, Undead, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	7928
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1775	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, applause-worthy, big, Big T, captivating audience, charisma, consistent success, crowd favorite, crowd pleaser, Entertainment, Epic, fan favorite, Impressive.., Minecraft, Performance, showmanship, skillful, smp, spectacular show, stage presence, standing ovation, talent, top performer, Unbeatable, winning streak

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Manly Minecraft Server

Activity, Behavior, Consuming, Consumption, cultural expectations, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, manly, Masculinity, masculinity in society, Minecraft, MODERN, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Traditional

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Media SMP Literacy

advertising, Analysis, Communication, critical thinking, digital literacy, education, fake news, information literacy, internet, Journalism, knowledge, Literacy, Media, media literacy, Propaganda, research, Skills, smp, social media, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

GemCraft | Server & Community

better, Community, Constructive, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GemCraft, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, MODERN, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Parkour, Server, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Items Found:	6677
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

mc.gemcraftplay.net

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, BLOCK, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, Ios, long tail, Minecraft, new players, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikkes, original, Party, PC, Satellite, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!