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Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	137	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	New Chunks Explored:	507282

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	9666
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Zombie Dances:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	New Chunks Explored:	45476

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2699
Alien Abductions:	4	Votes:	8320

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!