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ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8995
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication Issues, confrontations, family dynamics, family relationships, genuine people, Honesty, Jealousy, Kindness, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom struggles, parenting decisions, pick me girl, relationship dynamics, Server, setting boundaries, SILFree, sister-in-law drama, toxic relationships, Trust, wedding drama, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	160
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2229	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4583	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Farms Harvested:	832	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4302
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
New Chunks Explored:	416177	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	103	Votes:	4293
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Votes:	8068

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!