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French Island LOLcraft Server

Africa, Africans, Colonization, extremism, far right leader, France, French, goddess savior, Identity, Ideology, influence, ISLAND, LolCraft, love, Media, MLP_officiel, nationalism, Netflix, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, Server, twitter

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

ClockWifesTitsMC, LOLZiest, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Star Shards Collected:	285	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ores Mined:	6905	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

brand awareness, business strategy, competition analysis, consumer demand, customer feedback, distribution channels, Gamers, Less than 5 million units sold, low sales, market research, market saturation, marketing mistakes, pricing strategy, product development, product failure, promotional tactics, sales forecasting, sales performance, target audience, what went wrong

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, alcohol, And, Disgusting, hi, human history, in, is.., Killer, long trail tags, Minecraft, most, my, name.., Samuel Killerman, Samuels, single, substance, tags, the

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.