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PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3177	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9656	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	1034	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Emeralds Found:	7851
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	New Chunks Explored:	404730
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Love Letters Sent:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	7111	Buildings Constructed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!