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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4195	Enchantments Applied:	163
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the UK where all the British girls are waiting to play with you! That’s right, you can impress them with your block-building skills and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs boring old regular chickens when you can have these fabulous fowl? So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Accountability, corporate greed, corporate responsibility, Corruption, criminal justice, economic influence, Ethics, government oversight, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, multi billion dollar corporations, murder, Palace, PIXEL, power dynamics, regulatory compliance, Server, social justice, societal impact, transparency, your country

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!

Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

WhisperCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate ASMR experience! Join us and trigger your Autonomous Sensory Minecraft Response with tingling sensations throughout your body as you mine, build, and craft your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just listening to our binaural audio will have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server to give players relaxing massages with enchanted diamond pickaxes.

So come on down to our ASMR Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate tingling sensation that will have you saying “block me up, buttercup!”

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9419	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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HoloJP’s Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉

Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	8974
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	299
Zombie Dances:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Enchantments Applied:	115	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ores Mined:	5905
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	92	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!