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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Towns Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8354	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mines Excavated:	4911
Star Shards Collected:	260	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Votes:	5218	New Chunks Explored:	12752

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9211	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6269
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8633

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2341
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1664	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!