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Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Eggarmy Junior High School

activities, Adventure, Battles, Casual, Community, competitive, custom events, dynamic, Eggarmy SMP, gameplay, Immersive, Land Claim, multiplayer, Players, PvP, Quests, Resource Gathering, smp, Structures, Survival, team-based

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you’re building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there’s always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.

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CuhCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consequences, cuh, CuhCraft, Decision making, drug use, mental health, Minecraft, negative influences, peer group, peer pressure, Rebellion, risky behavior, risky choices, self-control, Server, smoke sum gak, smoking, social influence, substance abuse, temptation, unhealthy habits, Why not

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	5906	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!

And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best friends, Disappointed, divorced parents, eating disorder, emotional trauma, Family issues, future MIL, future SIL, hurt feelings, Minecraft, MommaCraft, Mother, nasty person, ptsd, save the date cards, Server, snide remarks, special moment, toxic relationships, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, weight gain

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingDressDrama

alterations, Argument, attachment, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, emotions, family heirloom, mother’s dress, Panels, preservation, refusal, sentiment, sentimental, Sizing, tradition, upsizing, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	257
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

EverestRules Minecraft SMP

accepted behaviors, behavioral boundaries, code of conduct, common courtesies, cultural expectations, customary practices, DeCorum, ethical standards, Etiquette, EverestRules, implicit regulations, Minecraft, moral principles, Mount Everest, normative beliefs, Protocol, smp, social norms, societal standards, standard protocols, traditional values, unspoken guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!

Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!

CraftyBlocks Co.

brand association, brand awareness, brand equity, brand extension, brand identity, brand image, brand loyalty., brand management, brand marketing, brand name, brand perception, brand positioning, brand recognition, brand reputation, brand strategy, CraftyBlocks, eponymous brand, generic term, product name, proprietary eponym, Trademark

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2328	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of calling tissues “Kleenex” or bandages “Band-Aids”? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs call creepers “Boom-Booms” and zombies “Brain-Eaters”.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you’ll be calling by its real name is your trusty pickaxe.

CrocodileCraze – HubbyHeroSavedWife

CrocodileCraze, HubbyHeroSavedWife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join our minecraft server, where the crocodiles are so big they could swallow a whole human! but don’t worry, our players are so skilled they can save you with their final act, just like that husband did with his wife. who needs superheroes when you have minecraft players, amirite? so come on over and see if you can survive the crocodile-infested waters of our server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

WeekendAtBerniesCraft

action, bruce willis, buddy films, Christmas film, christmas movies, classic movies, comedy, die hard, Festive, festive season, holiday entertainment, holiday movies, holiday season, holiday traditions, Horror, Logic, unconventional Christmas movies, Undead, Weekend at Bernie’s II, WeekendAtBerniesCraft, zombie film

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1414	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got zombies like Weekend at Bernie’s II up in here! forget about Die Hard bein a christmas film, we got the REAL undead action goin on. u can build ur own zombie-proof base and battle it out with ur friends to see who can survive the longest. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come on and join da fun, cuz on dis server, every day is a zombie apocalypse party!

PetrelPilots: CycloneChasers

avian behavior, avian survival, bird behavior, bird instincts, bird migration, bird survival, CycloneChasers, Desertas petrel, feeding habits, Food, long distances, PetrelPilots, risky behavior, risky feeding, risky gambit, seabird, seabird behavior, small seabird, storm chasing, storm foraging, storm hunting, tropical cyclones

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	9775
Alien Abductions:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	427	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Emeralds Found:	1982

so like, imagine if you could be like a desertas petrel in Minecraft, flying towards danger for food but in a fun way! on our server, you can do just that! join us and experience the thrill of risking it all for some virtual snacks.

we have epic quests where you have to fly through tornadoes and hurricanes to find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real-life adventure, but without the risk of actually getting hurt!

plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt. we have meme competitions, dance parties, and even a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and zombies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and be a desertas petrel of the virtual world! fly towards danger and have the time of your life!