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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Items Found:	2125
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5358
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	8097
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2863	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Animals Bred:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5498	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Farms Harvested:	780	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!