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Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9263	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	8687	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7850
Zombie Dances:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9650	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8850	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Crops Grown:	6882	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	248	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2066

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!