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IsopropanolCraft: The Liquid Battery Server

#sustainability, alternative fuel, Battery, clean energy, Demand, efficient, energy efficiency, energy storage, excess energy, Future, green energy, high-density, hydrogen carrier, innovation, isopropanol, IsopropanolCraft, liquid, liquid battery, PROMISING.., renewable energy, researchers, Server, study, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

OMG, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIQUID BATTERIES, YO! IM TALKIN’ BOUT ISOPROPANOL, A LIQUID ALCOHOL THAT STORES RENEWABLE ENERGY LIKE A BOSS. U CAN USE IT ON DEMAND, LIKE MAGIC! IMAGINE HAVIN’ UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR UR CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA FUTURE, WHERE LIQUID BATTERIES RULE DA WORLD! #RENEWABLEENERGY #LIQUIDBATTERIES #MINECRAFTFUN 🤪🔋🍹🎮

DragonCraft Server: Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria!

Anime, character gender, Dodoria, dragon ball, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Dubbing, female voice, Freeza, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender switch, General Blue, Greek dub, Greek version, male voice, Server, transformation, Transgender, voice acting, Zarbon

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as General Blue’s gender swaps? Look no further! Our server is like a Dragon Ball episode on steroids, with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria all rocking fabulous girl power vibes. Join us for a gender-bending adventure that will leave you questioning your own identity (in the best way possible). So come on down and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of Namek!

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Balmung, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, DAWNTRAIL, DCs MIXER, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, monster hunter, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky eyes on! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will have you communicating like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!

PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluOutbreak, confirmed case, disease control, epidemiology, global health, H5N1, health crisis, human case, India, Infectious Disease, International cooperation, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Server, Transmission, viral infection, World Health Organization, zoonotic disease

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mines Excavated:	3273	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	New Chunks Explored:	965359
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	4339
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Farms Harvested:	507	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t