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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5399 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.