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Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	110
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Votes:	4968
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

DroneWarsMC

Conflict, countermeasures, Defense, drone, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, electronic warfare, Euromaidan Press, intelligence, Military, Missions, OPERATIONs, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology, thwart, UKRAINIAN, units, Week

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian electronic warfare units are battling russian drones in the virtual world! we have crazy battles and epic missions that will blow ur mind. join us and be a part of the action as we fight for control of the virtual realm. who needs real war when u can have virtual war with us? join now and be a part of the madness!

SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!

Mega minecraft community

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Potions Brewed:	115
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

IP TO JOIN: PLAY.MEGAMC.ONLINE WEBSITE: https://www.megamc.online WEBSTORE: https://store.megamc.online

MegaCommunity is an elite server open to players worldwide. enjoys various exciting gamemodes within our tight-knit community. Join our multiplayer server now at play.megamc.online!

MegaCommunity offers a lot of gamemodes, including Survival SMP, Lifesteal, MiniGame and more! Explore the best Minecraft servers on our server list for an unparalleled gaming experience.

Our minigames servers cater to players of all ages, providing engaging content on a unified network. Start in the hub and select from various minigames ensuring endless enjoyment on the best Minecraft servers.

Discover the best cracked Minecraft servers on MEGAMC, featuring unique and lag-free gameplay. Join with Minecraft versions 1.8 / 1.18 1.19, and even 1.20

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Herobrine Club

1.8, Announcements, Bedwars, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, game modes, Herobrine Club, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, Ranks, Reimagining, Server, Skywars, sneak peeks, upcoming features

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	258
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Herobrine Club is a reimagining of the Herobrine.org Minecraft server featuring BedWars, SkyWars, and Earth game modes. The server also features factions, parkour, economy, and ranks, plus works for all Minecraft versions going back to 1.8! Read announcements, see sneak peeks, and learn about upcoming features by joining the server’s Discord!

mc.herobrineclub.fun:25506

Minecraft Lighthouse Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	3745

Download mods from the link to play (without mods you will not be able to enter)

——> https://mega.nz/file/cKt33JyD#_tSjFUF7Yx6EjVXdlKp5ww0CauC4dv_z5iCMrYIbUAY

94.41.16.141

HRT Insurance Denied Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world struggles and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Need a break from insurance woes and gender affirming hrt denials? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream world, free from the constraints of insurance companies. Need testosterone? No problem, just mine for it in our virtual world and craft it yourself! Who needs insurance when you’ve got Minecraft skills?

Escape from the mental agony and self-harm thoughts by immersing yourself in our server, where the only thing you’ll be harming is virtual creepers. With a supportive community and endless adventures to embark on, you’ll forget all about the struggles of the real world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave your insurance worries behind. Who needs hrt when you’ve got blocks to mine and adventures to conquer? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time!

SMPWarriors: Rome vs Persia

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west showdown, but with blocks!

Join our SMP if you’re ready to witness epic battles between players over the last diamond ore, or watch as someone’s house gets blown up by a sneaky TNT trap.

And don’t even get me started on the drama between factions. One time, two players got into a heated argument over who had the best farm, and it escalated into a full-blown war complete with lava buckets and flying pigs.

So, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and alliances are constantly shifting, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unite the server against the dreaded Arabians! (Disclaimer: there are no actual Arabians on this server, just a bunch of goofballs playing Minecraft)

CareerCraft Minecraft Server

#group dynamic, air conditioned office, bad decisions, career choices, CareerCraft, chemistry, college, Communication, Electricians, Friends, humor, income, Insecurity, jokes, master’s degree, materials research, Mechanic, Minecraft, Offense, perspective, Server, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	1701	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being called an “asshole” by your friends just because you went to college and have a chill job in an air-conditioned office? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all types of career paths!

Join us and build your own virtual air-conditioned office, where you can work on your materials research projects at your own pace. No more back pain from being an electrician or mechanic – just pure relaxation and creativity!

And if your friends try to make fun of you for your career choices, just build a virtual wall around them and laugh as they struggle to break free. Show them who’s the real boss in this pixelated world!

So come on, join our server and show off your chemistry skills while building the ultimate virtual empire. Who needs validation from friends when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?