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ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Crops Grown:	8292	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	61	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7237	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	287011
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Crops Grown:	8622	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Towns Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Farms Harvested:	160

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2855
Enchantments Applied:	137	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!