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Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	9372
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3461	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	6178
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Potions Brewed:	75	Mines Excavated:	1433
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	4328
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?