| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2089 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1440 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 208 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 627 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1827 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!
Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2523 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.
But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7461 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.
Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.
But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?
So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6258 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3411 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 6562 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?
So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4948 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4016 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8775 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 888 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6931 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5134 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 115 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3098 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.
But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!
