pokemon autists Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”> Art Minecraft SMP”

art, bold, bratty banter, Bread, extroverted, fat tits, loud, Minecraft, nepo hires, pizza, pokemon autists, sana is beeeeeg, smp, thick accent

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Nepo hiring random players to do his bidding, Sana claiming to be a massive cat (meow!), and bread and pizza becoming the ultimate power couple.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of Pokemon autists who will battle it out in epic showdowns, all while sporting thick accents and loud personalities. And let’s not forget about the players with fat tits who bring their bratty banter to the table, making every conversation a wild ride.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with extroverted and bold players who will keep you entertained for hours on end, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

The Ranch SMP

+18, build contests, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Furries, Items, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, RPG, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	140
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

USERS MUST WHITELIST BEFORE JOINING :)You can find us here: discord.gg/yBYKVusx4n

What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.

What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.

How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.

Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!

What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!

TheRanchSMP.playwn.co

CraftyExile Minecraft Server

Bait Builds, Beta Registration, Closed Beta, Compiled Links, CraftyExile, Links, Minecraft, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, path of exile builds, Path of Exile Community, Path of Exile Discussion, Path of Exile Forums, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile News, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Updates, POE 2, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds? Well, look no further than our server, where we specialize in Bait Builds Edition! That’s right, we’ll trick you into thinking you’re building something amazing, only to reveal a hilarious twist at the end.

Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!

We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ores Mined:	8517	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!