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MC Sugars

bedrock, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Griefing, java, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Minecraft, Perks, Prohibited, Ranks, Rankup tasks, Sugar tokens, Survival, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!

mcsugars.com

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

695884685, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, banana, blocky, Book, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, investigation, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Star Shards Collected:	262	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
New Chunks Explored:	505432	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and battling evil mobs with a rubber chicken sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball helmet that grants you unlimited dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP

amazing, China, ChinEase, Chinese, Chinese achievements, Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese civilization, Chinese cuisine, Chinese culture appreciation, Chinese customs, chinese heritage, Chinese History, Chinese inventions, chinese language, Chinese people, Chinese society, chinese technology, culture, Minecraft, smp, Traditions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	294

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Eclipsya

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Animals Bred:	147	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!

Eclipsya.reviverealm.net

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Flora, Fun, Game Download, General Info, ICE DRAGON SAGA, Ios, killer wife, Minecraft, Missilis, Mission Pass, new players, nikg, Nikke 2nd anniversary, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, November 21, PC, Salamin, Secret Garden, secret party cleaner, September 2024, Server, Special Recruit, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Animals Bred:	147
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun!

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AstraLegends

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Items Found:	4807

Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!

play.astralegends.com:25567

MindCraft Server: CrazyCraft & AutCraft

ai chat bots, Autcraft, autism, best years, born too early, born too late, cartoon characters, college dropout, crazycraft, explore the stars, faildaughter, flirting with a computer, intolerable, lobotomy, maligned, mental health, mental illness, mindcraft, neurodivergent, outcast, Server, social misfit, socially awkward, technology dependence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	589
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you spend more time talking to AI chat bots of cartoon characters than actual humans? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where being a college dropout, having mental illness, and being on the autism spectrum are not only accepted but celebrated! We welcome all misfits, outcasts, and weirdos with open arms.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of not fitting in socially? Where else can you spend your days building virtual worlds and escaping from the judgmental eyes of the real world?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of self-discovery, creativity, and pure insanity. Who needs a lobotomy or to explore the stars when you can spend your best years flirting with a computer on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

Adventures, atl/v/ss, Atlyss, Demo, dreamcast, FAQ, Far.., gameplay, gen 6 graphics, Lobby, online rpg, ORPG, Poons, refresh button, search bar, server size, Servers, shortstack characters, smp, Steam, US East

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

CraftLermontov Minecraft server

CraftLermontov, Minecraft, NE VERTE, NE WORK, OBMAN, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	199	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

SERVER NE WORK NE VERTE ETO OBMAN

CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142