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ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, blocky, constant struggle, daily battle, depression, Despair, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, everyday, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Feels, hopelessness, low mood, mental anguish, mental exhaustion, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, Negativity, Sadness, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, ShitCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	6886
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Chans, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, Dangerous, edge runners, Edgy, Exploration, love, Mystery, Obsession, PALS, pipo, PIXEL, Playground, question.., risky behavior, societal norms, Stereotypes, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, White, why

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mines Excavated:	3308
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Farms Harvested:	864	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	985
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3060
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!