pokebitches – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MarketMadness Minecraft Server

anti-classists, anticapitalists, capitalism, class struggle, Competition, corporate greed, economic system, Exploitation, free market, INEQUALITY, MarketMadness, Minecraft, neoliberalism, profit motive, protest, resistance, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, spiteful anger, subversive, wealth distribution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where capitalism runs rampant and the free market reigns supreme! Are you tired of those pesky anticlassists trying to bring down the system? Well, come join us and let out all your spiteful anger on them in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?

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Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

achievement, athlete, celebration, Championship, dream come true, england, First Place, football, Glory, historic moment, international tournament, Kino, kinos, memorable event, Minecraft, national pride, Server, Soccer, sports, team success, Time, tournament win, Trophy, Victory

Picture this: you, Kino, a Minecraft pro, leading England to victory in an international tournament on our server. The crowd goes wild as you hoist the trophy high above your head, your pixelated avatar beaming with pride. But wait, there’s a twist – instead of a regular trophy, it’s a giant diamond block that rains down diamonds on all the players in the server. Join us and experience the thrill of victory like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

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Snapcraft Minecraft Server

body image, body image issues, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, cousin relationships, mental health, Minecraft, Professional help, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-perception, Server, snap chats, Snapcraft, social media, validation, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any body shaming like in the real world! Join us and escape the negativity of society by building your dream world block by block.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to focus on creativity and fun, without having to worry about being judged for how they look. We don’t care if you’re a pig or a unicorn, as long as you’re having a good time in our virtual world.

And hey, if you ever feel down about yourself, just remember that even the most toned players on our server still struggle with self-esteem. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your body image issues at the door. Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out!

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SisStopVentingPls

#venting, advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, Marriage, relationship advice, SisStopVentingPls, Sisterhood, sisterly advice, stepfamily, stepmother, Support, Therapy, unity ceremony, venting boundaries, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question reality.

Imagine a world where your sister is dating a Minecraft character named Chris, who has two sons aged 14 and 15. They are now engaged, but the real drama begins when Kate, your sister, starts venting about her relationship with Chris and his boys.

Chris lost his Minecraft wife when his youngest Minecraft son was just born. He made it clear to Kate that he wasn’t looking for a replacement mom for his Minecraft sons, but Kate had other plans. She wanted to be more than just “dad’s wife” in this pixelated family.

Kate tries to bond with the boys, but they treat her like a random NPC in the game. She feels like an outsider in her own Minecraft family and it’s driving her crazy. She even wanted the boys to walk her down the aisle in a virtual unity ceremony, but they weren’t having it.

As the wedding planning progresses, the tension rises like a creeper about to explode. Kate keeps venting to you about the same issue over and over again, and you finally have enough. You tell her that you’re not a virtual therapist and can’t handle the drama anymore.

Kate freaks out and calls you a terrible sister, but hey, at least you’re not stuck in a Minecraft love triangle like her. So join our server for a wild ride of family drama, virtual weddings, and explosive emotions. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

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GenderBend Minecraft Server

double standards, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, genderbend, gendered behavior, gendered beliefs, gendered customs, gendered expectations, gendered norms, gendered practices, gendered roles, gendered rules, gendered society, gendered traditions, Minecraft, Server, social expectations, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing not acceptable is not joining in on the fun!

Join us and experience a world where gender norms are thrown out the window and everyone is free to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant pink castle as a tough, burly warrior? Go for it! Want to wear a sparkly unicorn skin as a fearless adventurer? Absolutely!

Our server is known for its wild and wacky events, like the annual “Gender Bender Build-Off” where players swap genders for a day and see who can create the most fabulous structure. The winner gets a virtual tiara and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on over and join us for a gender-bending, rule-breaking, laugh-inducing good time! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself you never knew existed.

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CraftyLove: Forever vs Marriage

Commitment, Companionship, CraftyLove, emotional bond, family stability, legal benefits, lifelong partnership, long-term commitment, Love and Marriage, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage benefits, marriage counseling, marriage success, marriage vows, marriage vs cohabitation, Partnership, relationship goals, shared finances, societal recognition, wedding vows

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can find your perfect in-game soulmate and tie the pixelated knot in a virtual wedding ceremony! Imagine walking down the blocky aisle with your diamond sword in hand, ready to say “I do” to your in-game partner. Plus, being married on our server comes with exclusive perks like shared inventories, joint mining expeditions, and even the ability to spawn in baby villagers as your virtual children! So why settle for just being together forever when you can level up your relationship status to married on our server? Join now and start building your happily ever after!

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BoomTownCraft

airstrikes, Al Hudaydah, BoomTownCraft, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, current events, devastation, drone attack, explosion, Houthi, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, political turmoil, Terrorism, violence, War, Yemen

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a virtual Yemen with EXPLOSIONS everywhere! Just like in Al Hudaydah, but without the real danger, ya know? Our server got hit by a HOOTY DRONE ATTACK, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness! It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. So grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some EPIC battles! #MinecraftMadness #YemenExplosions #HootyDroneAttack

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Hardrada Worldbuilding (Towny)(Geopolitics)(Roleplay)(Factions)

Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, combatlog, Discord, Dynmap, Factions, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser, No E chests, No Phantoms, Political, Politics, Roleplay, Rtp, Siege War, Simple Sit, smp, Survival, Towny, worldbuild, Worldbuilding

Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding.

A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in creating determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding! YOU make your own nations, government, militaries, companies, buildings, everything is made by the players.

We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server. NO RESETS

Notable plugins:AngelchestBreweryChestshopCombatlogNo E chestsDynmapGeyser (Bedrock comp)RTPNo phantomsSiege warSimple SitTowny

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

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Turtle’s Crossing: Where turtles build better creations than Steve. No plots, all fun! 18+ only!

Access, bedrock, BUILD, Builders, Community, creations, Creative, Crossing, Freebuild, Fun, generation, holdfast, java, large biomes, members, Players, Plots, Relax, Server, steve, temporary, thematic restrictions, Tiers, turtles, Updates, weebly

Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

Server Type	Java Creative Server
World Generation	1.21 Large Biomes
Accessible Platforms	Java, temporary Bedrock access

Overview:

Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation. We welcome all kinds of builders and aim to create a relaxed community for building without restrictions.

We also have temporary Bedrock access and a player base from Holdfast.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Turtle’s Crossing?	Turtle’s Crossing is a Java creative server with plotless freebuild.
What world generation does the server use?	The server uses 1.21 Large Biomes world generation.
Are there any restrictions on building themes?	No, members are free to build without thematic restrictions.
Is there Bedrock access on the server?	Yes, there is temporary Bedrock access available.
What other player base does the server have?	There are also Holdfast players on the server.

BlueVortexMC: Boruto’s Adventure

Adventure, Anime, BlueVortexMC, Boruto, Boruto Abilities, boruto characters, Boruto Fans, Boruto Future, Boruto Plot, Boruto Powers, Boruto Predictions, Boruto Series, Boruto Technology, Boruto Theories, Boruto Villains, Boruto Weapons, Boruto World, Borutos, Manga, ninja, Scientific Tools, Two Blue Vortex

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t unleash your inner ninja scientist? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can craft potions while doing backflips and wearing a ninja suit! Our scientists have discovered a way to combine redstone with ninja skills to create the ultimate tools for world domination! Join now and show off your mad ninja skills while blowing up creepers with explosive potions. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

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