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Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9953

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobias

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Star Shards Collected:	241
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	142
Enchantments Applied:	207	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led study

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	275	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	2570
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.