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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3853 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 792388 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!