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DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	7286	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

GoodTutorials.feathermc.gg

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	136424
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!