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CyanideTeaPartyCraft

#authorities, Bangkok, Crime Scene, Cyanide, CyanideTeaPartyCraft, forensic analysis., foul play, Homicide, Hotel, hotel room, investigation, investigation underway, mysterious deaths, Poisoning, Police, suspicious deaths, teacups, thailand, toxicology, tragic discovery, tragic incident

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

TeaParty Minecraft Server

Bangkok hotel, crime investigation, Crime Scene, Cyanide, deadly substance, fatal tea party, forensic analysis., headlines, Homicide, hotel guests, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious deaths, News, Poisoning, Server, shocking discovery, suspicious deaths, teacups, TeaParty, thailand, toxicology, Tragedy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Potions Brewed:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Apologize.., biden, Bidens, Conspiracy, Corruption, Deception, dishonest, Distracted, distraction, divisive tactics, harmful actions, Lies, MAGA, Manipulation, Minecraft, Partisan, Poisoned, Poisoning, political warfare, Politics, Propaganda, Server, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4203	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

SeaBottleBoozeCraft

alcohol, bottles, Caution, contamination, danger, Fishermen, fishing community, hazardous, health, Incident, investigation, News, Poisoning, Safety, sea, SeaBottleBoozeCraft, Sri Lanka, TOXIC, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8595	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can fish for bottles in da sea and drink dem for ultimate power? we got sri lanka fishermen droppin like flies cuz dey cant handle da epicness of our server. join now if u wanna risk ur life for some lit loot and crazy adventures! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

#soil, backyard, backyard soil samples, children, contamination, EPA, EPA safety guidelines, Guidelines, lead, Lead contamination, lead poisoning, LeadFree, Playing, Poisoning, potential harms, Residences, residences across US, Safety, samples, ToxicCraft, US, Yards, Zone

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5856	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

alternative toothpaste, Chemicals, conspiracy theories, dental hygiene, fluoride, fluoride dangers, fluoride toxicity, fluoride-free, Globohomo, health, Minecraft, natural toothpaste, oral care, oral health, Poisoning, Server, titanium dioxide, titanium dioxide exposure, titanium dioxide risks, Toothpaste, toothpaste ingredients, ToothpasteTerrors, toxic toothpaste

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Votes:	1111	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

CraftyCoincidence

Astonishing, chance encounter, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, Random, remarkable, serendipity, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable twist of fate, Uncanny, unexpected

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4197
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Have you ever had a coincidence so mind-blowing that it made you question reality itself? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious coincidences you’ve ever seen in your blocky life. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond mine while searching for food to accidentally building a replica of the Eiffel Tower without even trying, our server is full of crazy surprises that will leave you laughing for days. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most unexpected ways possible!

CraftyJewAssassins Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, anti-Semitic plot, anti-semitism, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyJewAssassins, Espionage, Europe, extremist, France, Government, international relations, iran, Jews, kill, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Plots, secret service, security threat, Server, Terrorism, terrorism plot

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2681	Players Killed by Monsters:	515
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Iran’s secret service is, like, plotting to kill Jews in Europe, but in a totally wacky and pixelated way! Join us for some epic adventures and dodging secret agents while building your dream blocky world. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly on a pig through the skies. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who can survive the wildest Minecraft server out there!

JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU

assault, Attack, Australia, baby, crime, criminal, Escape, flee, foreign national, hot coffee, immigration, Incident, investigation, JavaJoltGrieferGoneAU, Justice, law enforcement, migrant, Police, Safety, SUSPECT, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, if u wanna escape the crazy news and drama of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we promise no hot coffee attacks on babies here, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is so lit that even the foreign national who did that crazy stuff in australia wanted to join, but he had to flee the country cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness. so, like, if u wanna be part of something so epic that criminals are running away, come join us! let’s build and mine and laugh together, cuz ain’t nobody got time for hot coffee attacks here!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

battle royale, Caster CouRage, CoD CouRage, courage, CouRage Fortnite, couragejd, Fails, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, Fortnite Fails, Fortnite Hide & Seek, Fortnite Streamer Only Hide & Seek, fortnite tournament, funny, Funny CouRage Moments, Funny Fortnite Game, Gaming, hide & seek, humor, Jack CouRage Dunlop, Jack Dunlop CouRage, Minecraft, Pro Fortnite Player, Server, Streamer Only Hide & Seek, streaming, Twitch CouRageJD, TwitchTV

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming organization known for its entertaining and high-energy content. Founded by streamer and content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop, the organization has quickly gained a large following on platforms such as Twitch and YouTube. CouRage Gaming is dedicated to creating engaging content, hosting tournaments, and collaborating with other gaming personalities to bring the gaming community together. With a focus on positivity and inclusivity, CouRage Gaming continues to grow as a leading force in the gaming industry.

What servers are like Patriacraft ?

Bolivarian, Bonuses, Community, Economy, elections, equality, fair, Food, Housing, KitPvP, local supply, minecraft universe, Peace, production committee, Project, public office, PvP, Reality, revolutionary, social classes, social protection, Socialist, Stability, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Patriacraft include:

1. SocialistCraft – A server dedicated to creating a socialist society within Minecraft, with similar features such as elections, social protection bonuses, and community-based gameplay.

2. RevolutionCraft – This server focuses on revolutionary themes and gameplay elements, allowing players to participate in uprisings, protests, and other events to create change within the virtual world.

3. EqualityCraft – A server that promotes equality among players, with features such as equal access to resources, opportunities for all players to thrive, and a strong emphasis on teamwork and collaboration.

4. BolivarianCraft – Inspired by the Bolivarian Revolution, this server immerses players in a world where social justice and community empowerment are key principles, offering unique quests and challenges to promote these values.

5. UtopiaCraft – This server aims to create a utopian society within Minecraft, where players work together to build a harmonious and peaceful world, free from conflict and inequality.

Whether you’re looking for a socialist, revolutionary, or community-focused experience, these Minecraft servers offer similar gameplay elements to Patriacraft . Dive in and explore a new virtual world where social change and collaboration are at the forefront.

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ToriMemory

PvE, PvP, survival RP RPG Minecraft gaming multiplayer adventure sandbox online community creative exploration building fantasy open-world role-playing mods factions PvP economy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

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Own This Minecraft Server

dont, Minecraft, One, Own, Server, why, why don’t you own, why don’t you own one, you

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you take a step.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So why don’t you own one? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Proud Daddy Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, DADDY, DAUGHTER, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, make you proud, make you proud daddy, Minecraft, motivation, Parent, Proud, proud child, proud daddy, proud father, proud moment, smp, Son, success, Support

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

This Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to make your virtual daddy proud! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and wild shenanigans that will have you saying “I’m gonna make you proud, Daddy” every time you log on.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of our favorite foods to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, a petting zoo full of creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly), and a roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start making your virtual daddy proud!

BonusBlockBrawl

BONUS, BonusBlockBrawl, down payment, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial decisions, Financial goals, House, personal finances, personal savings, SAVING, Selfishness, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, special day, Tension, wedding expenses, wedding fund

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

So, you’re tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire without anyone nagging you about money? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about down payments or wedding expenses. No more guilt trips from family members or disappointed parents – just you, your blocks, and endless possibilities.

Forget about being called selfish for wanting to prioritize your own goals. On our server, the only goal is to have fun and unleash your creativity. Who needs family support when you have a virtual world to conquer?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your masterpiece. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family tensions.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	5960
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Remember the good ol’ days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, guess what? We’ve got the perfect SMP for you to relive those glory days and forget all about adulting!

Join our wacky Minecraft server where the only responsibility you have is to build, mine, and survive. No bills to pay, no deadlines to meet, just pure unadulterated blocky fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Minecraft mobs who have formed their own society. Will you join forces with the Creepers and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Or maybe you’ll align yourself with the peaceful Sheep and build the most epic wool farm the world has ever seen!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting worries behind and join our insane Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless (and totally ridiculous)!