Poisoning MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CyanideTeaPartyCraft

foul play, Homicide, Bangkok, investigation underway, teacups

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of strength and invisibility! unlike those poor souls in bangkok who drank cyanide from teacups, our players are thriving and having a blast in our virtual world.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is as lively as a pack of creepers on a rampage. if you want to escape the real world drama and have a killer time, then this is the server for you.

so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for some minecraft madness. who needs teacups when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s craft some memories together!

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TeaParty Minecraft Server

thailand, investigation, Crime Scene, Bangkok hotel, fatal tea party

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dead is your sense of reality! we have teacups filled with cyanide for all players to share, just like those unfortunate souls in bangkok. but don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “oops, i drank the kool-aid!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie mobs with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, always arguing over who gets the last piece of virtual cake or who stole whose diamonds. but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing toxic is our sense of humor. join us, or else you might end up like those poor souls in bangkok. just kidding… or are we?

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

skips, puts, tempoo, SITS, fuwamoco

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

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Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

toxic behavior, harmful actions, divisive tactics, Unethical, Conspiracy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

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SeaBottleBoozeCraft

Warning, bottles, TOXIC, SeaBottleBoozeCraft, health

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can fish for bottles in da sea and drink dem for ultimate power? we got sri lanka fishermen droppin like flies cuz dey cant handle da epicness of our server. join now if u wanna risk ur life for some lit loot and crazy adventures! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

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ToxicCraft: Lead-Free Zone!

backyard soil samples, samples, Poisoning, US, Playing

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

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ToothpasteTerrors Minecraft Server

health, fluoride, toxic toothpaste, titanium dioxide, Toothpaste

Join our Minecraft server where we have toothbrushes made of enchanted diamonds to keep your teeth sparkling clean and poison-free! Rumor has it that the toothpaste is actually made from rare dragon spit, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe (we think). Plus, our dentist NPCs are top-notch, specializing in treating creeper-induced cavities and zombie gum disease. So come on, join us and keep those pearly whites in tip-top shape while embarking on epic adventures in our crazy world!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

healthy habits, self-destructive behavior, masturbation addiction, compulsive behavior, sexual health

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had some company to keep you entertained? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting bored again. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, it’ll make you forget all about your other addictions. So come on, join us and let’s craft some crazy memories together!

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BlockyBizarre antics

odd public behavior, bizarre public behavior, weird behavior, public antics, unusual sightings

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a crowded city square? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From epic battles with flying pigs to spontaneous dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

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CraftyPolandEUvsRusDisinfo

european union, cyber threats, US, Combat, Poland

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE FIGHT RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION IN US LIKE POLAND!!! WE BUILD WALLS AND TROLL THE TROLLS, WE ARE THE MASTERS OF BLOCKS AND TRUTHS!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE RESISTANCE, TOGETHER WE WILL DESTROY THE FAKE NEWS AND BUILD A BETTER BLOCKY WORLD!!! #BLOCKSNOTLIES #MINECRAFTRESISTANCE

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