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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7700 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3178 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!
Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮