Poisoned MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

Fentastic, U.S, INCREASE, addiction, Minecraft

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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ArtisticAI SMP: Poisoned Waters

programming, innovation, DiSRuPtiON, Expression, Technology

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever wonder why artists don’t just unleash their wrath on AI by flooding the digital waters with their terrible art? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, we’re doing just that! Our server is like a wild art exhibit gone wrong, with pixelated monstrosities and abstract masterpieces taking over every corner. Join us if you dare to witness the chaos and madness of artists taking on AI in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where creativity meets insanity. Let’s show those AI who’s boss, one terrible art piece at a time!

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AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Ousted leader, Poisoned, Syria, Moscow, international news

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

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PrisonPoisonedMCServer

PrisonPoisonedMCServer, sharp pain, Insider, Corruption, Prison

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

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Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

Deception, biden, Poisoned, Distracted, Bidens

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

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Potion Pup Rescue: Minecraft Madness

Share, Support, fundraising, pet care, Paypal

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!

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Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

Music, favourite image, /r/s, Radio, Nostalgia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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EarlyBirdCraft

morning motivation, starting the day, good morning, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

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CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

Russian Christmas Day, zelenskyy, War, SECURITY, Defense

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

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Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

mental health symptoms, self-perception, adhd, coping mechanisms, self esteem

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

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