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  • Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

    Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

    In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

    From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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  • ArtisticAI SMP: Poisoned Waters

    ArtisticAI SMP: Poisoned Waters
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever wonder why artists don’t just unleash their wrath on AI by flooding the digital waters with their terrible art? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, we’re doing just that! Our server is like a wild art exhibit gone wrong, with pixelated monstrosities and abstract masterpieces taking over every corner. Join us if you dare to witness the chaos and madness of artists taking on AI in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where creativity meets insanity. Let’s show those AI who’s boss, one terrible art piece at a time!

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  • AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

    AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow
    LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

    WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

    WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

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  • PrisonPoisonedMCServer

    PrisonPoisonedMCServer
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

    so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

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