Poisoned MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

extreme harm, drug epidemic, 2023, Poisoned, opioid crisis

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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ArtisticAI SMP: Poisoned Waters

Unconventional, Ethics, Expression, Rebellion, creativity

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever wonder why artists don’t just unleash their wrath on AI by flooding the digital waters with their terrible art? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, we’re doing just that! Our server is like a wild art exhibit gone wrong, with pixelated monstrosities and abstract masterpieces taking over every corner. Join us if you dare to witness the chaos and madness of artists taking on AI in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where creativity meets insanity. Let’s show those AI who’s boss, one terrible art piece at a time!

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AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Ousted leader, world leaders, poisoning attempt, regime change, security threat

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

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PrisonPoisonedMCServer

PrisonPoisonedMCServer, HUMAN RIGHTS, Poisoning, russia, sharp pain

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

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Biden’s Minecraft Server: Poisoned & Distracted!

UNACCEPTABLE, Server, divisive tactics, Poisoning, Propaganda

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even the politicians are getting involved. Rumor has it that some sneaky players tried to poison and distract Biden while he was building his dream castle. Unacceptable, right? So if you want to join a server where anything can happen, and where even the politicians are getting in on the action, then come on over and apologize to Biden for us, you sneaky MAGATs!

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Potion Pup Rescue: Minecraft Madness

madness, Urgent, Assistance, Kindness, Help

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, calm down, guys.”

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our owner’s doggo got poisoned by a witch (probably jealous of his diamond collar) and now we’re stuck with insane medical bills. So, by joining our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft, you’re saving a precious pup’s life. Plus, who knows, maybe the doggo will bless you with good luck in-game. Stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust me.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, save a doggo, and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever been on. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, it’s that kind of party. See you in the game!

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Embarrassing Spell Fail Mine

Embarrassing moment, Spell, Language, spelling struggles, Spelling

so, like, u know when u try to spell embarrassing and u just cant? well, that’s how u feel when u dont join this amazin minecraft server. u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. like, seriously, it’s wild.

also, our admin once built a castle made entirely out of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. it was so stinky but also kinda delicious.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game? like, u gotta solve a riddle to get in and it’s super hard. but once u do, u’ll be swimmin in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, what are u waitin for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

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Flower Power Border Control

research findings, invasive species, global trade, Live, Fungi

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!

But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

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Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Promise, PvE, Chill, Roleplay, Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find strange subterranean worlds. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with machinery and magic. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery.

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server offers a mix of aesthetics, challenging bosses, magic, technology, and more for a fun and relaxing experience.
How can I join the server?	To join, head over to the Discord and complete the intro for whitelisting.
Is there a modpack for the server?	Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are available in the Discord server for easy access.
Is the server new?	The server is over a year old but recently underwent a reset, providing a fresh new world feeling for players.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

Sexy, japanese, Girls, television, romance

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

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