Poison Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

healthcare provider, Sanctuary, snakebite kit, wilderness medicine, VENOM

Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

harmful chemicals, dangerous materials, Hazardous substances, TOXIC, Poisoning children

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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ChemicalTasteMC Server

laundry detergent, verbal communication, clean floor, Chemicals, fabric glue stick

Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

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ZeroParentRage – Minecraft SMP

ZeroParentRage, smp, Minecraft

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF. So like, one time this dude let his parents count to 0 and like, the craziest thing happened. His house turned into a giant diamond castle and he got a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And then, like, all the mobs started dancing and singing Justin Bieber songs. It was wild, man.

But seriously, if you wanna be part of this epic adventure, you gotta join our SMP. We have like, a secret underground base full of enchanted golden carrots and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. And like, every full moon, we have a massive PvP battle where the winner gets a pet unicorn. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So yeah, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and epic Minecraft moments, you gotta join us. Just remember, don’t let your parents count to 0 unless you’re ready for some next level stuff to go down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek

criminal investigation, criminal behavior, twisted minds, cover up, Hide

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.

Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

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CraftyTradeWars

trade war, Négotiation, trump, Target, military budget

so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

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Nano Fluid Fun Land

particle analysis, Nano, Ultrasound, nanomaterials, Ultrasound technology

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got researchers from Brno doin’ all sorts of wack experiments with LUDOX silica nanofluids! They be usin’ ultrasound to find linear density changes, parabolic velocity trends, and decreasing compressibility with concentration! It’s like science class on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna get your brain cells poppin’ with knowledge and fun! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for anyone who can recite the periodic table backwards while doin’ the floss dance in-game! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

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Luminous Realms 1.20.2

Anime, Anon, 1.20.2, luminous, where is my anime

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server and create your own anime world!

>Anon, it’s 2025 already >Where is my anime?

We don’t need anime when we have Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting like you’ve never seen before!

Who needs 2D waifus when you can have blocky adventures with your friends?

Say goodbye to reality and hello to a pixelated paradise on our server!

Don’t be a weeb, be a blockhead and join us now!

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PuppyPatio Minecraft Server

GRASS, Server, barking, Minecraft, Walking

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Our yard is fenced, so you won’t have to worry about any unexpected visitors while you’re building your epic creations.

Just like the time I let my dog out to pee and he ended up causing chaos with a neighboring dog! Imagine the mayhem you could create in our server, but with even more hilarious outcomes.

Don’t be like the couple who couldn’t handle a little barking, join our server and embrace the madness. It’s your world to explore and conquer, so why not do it in the most outrageous way possible?

So come on in and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike my dog in the front yard! You won’t regret joining our server for a crazy adventure like no other.

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PlanBenderCraft

last minute changes, PlanBenderCraft, girlfriend visit, Communication Issues, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing plans last minute is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a day of unpredictable adventures and spontaneous fun. Just like Joe, you never know what will happen next!

Forget about making solid plans, on our server, plans change every minute! One moment you’re building a castle, the next you’re exploring a hidden cave. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for cancelling plans, on our server, it’s all part of the game. Whether you have depression or just a case of indecisiveness, everyone is welcome to join in on the last minute changes.

So come on over and join us for a day of unpredictability and excitement. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend who will cancel plans with you at the drop of a hat!

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