Poison MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

Options, Poison, Choices, Pick your poison, selection

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

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MommaFireDeptBlocked

mom, iced out, welfare check, family, play nice

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape the chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone or abandoned like you do with your mother figure.

And don’t worry about any welfare checks being called on you here – unless it’s to make sure you’re having a great time! So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Trust us, it’s much more fun to build a castle than to deal with a toxic family member.

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Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

19. investigation, 15. far-right, 14. Latin America, 9. corruption, 11. government

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

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Brainrot Minecraft Server

young people, Server, Minecraft, libtards, trannies

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, it will make you forget all about those crazy conspiracy theories about Trump and concentration camps.

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Break Time Minecraft Server

Obsession, Desperation, Community, horny, self-care

Are you tired of the endless thirst and obsession with women and sex? Looking for a break from the toxicity of online communities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can focus on building, exploring, and crafting without the distractions of the outside world.

Our server is a safe haven from the madness of r9k and other toxic online spaces. Say goodbye to the constant barrage of desperate posts and hello to a world where you can relax and unwind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so chill that even the creepers have taken up yoga and meditation.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and most importantly, take a break from the madness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

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RatBusters Minecraft SMP

hygiene, rat problem, Pest Management, Prevention, rat hygiene

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

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PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, family, PreggoPuffCraft, celebration, Ridiculous

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

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Potion Pranks and Plots

Cinematic, deadly, Suspense, murder, Twist

come join our epic minecraft server where we have poison that works like in the movies! you can trick your friends into drinking it and watch them drop dead instantly, just like in a blockbuster film! but wait, there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter! why settle for boring old regular minecraft when you can experience the insanity of our server? join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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SickNation Minecraft Server

federal government, Minecraft, Jews, Server, Roads

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as the real world? Look no further! Our server is filled with decaying cities, high taxes, and massive inflation – just like real life! But that’s not all, we also encourage faggotry and race mixing, because why not? Plus, our roads are falling apart and you’ll have to drive massive vehicles in the air to avoid combative drivers. And don’t even get me started on the poisoned food and GMOs – it’s a mess out there!

But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!

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Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

jokes, /co inspect, FarmControl, Purpur, Nightshade

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.